Thursday, January 15, 2009

Obamamobile Part IV

Here is the first official picture of the new Presidential Limousine. Not sure if would float as well as an US Airways plane, but its it would probably stop everything short of a asteroid hitting hit.

Of course, the official line from the manufacturer on its specifications sounds like it is borrowed from "Fight Club" - "One of the specifications is that we don't talk about the specifications". However, since the Secret Service has nicknamed it "The Beast", one can be assured that its armor plating is at least five inches thick, its glass is bulletproof, and the tires will never go flat.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, the car may also be designed to withstand a chemical attack, and even carries a vile of the President's blood type (sure hope that is never necessary).

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